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Ąthe banana factor! files

you're witnessing another potential convenience store brawl between jacob and luke. same old story...boy loves girl, girl loves boy, john thinks about girl constantly, jacob gets girl, fight ensues, alex beats everyone up, luke speeds away screaming american steel lyrics.

strange things are afoot at the parking lot. remember that simpson's episode when homer was chasing his head around in circles on the trampoline? well i sure do. if you look closely, you can see that andrew's hair is actually clean...a sight we haven't seen for months now.

man...we should have the MISC! page be entirely of jacob, because that's how it usually turns out anyway. jacob can really rock out on the guitar. you should ask him to play for you sometime...you've never heard korn songs played so well. oh yeah, and that's him also stealing andrew's medium sized hoodie.

buddy icons! get them while they're still handsome. maybe more to come...if i get creative. enjoy!

hahhahahahaha, you are what you eat, you cracker! here's why andrew's name is "el saltine." actually, i'm ten times whiter than he is, but he somehow got stuck with it.

these are from brittany's birthday party. the band you see here is botched, a funny combination of the BPC and us. joe filled in for nick on the drums, jacob stole eric's tbone place, fat joe played tbone, and justin sang for pat. it was a very bizarre time, but a really great improv song came out of it. much fun was to be had.

unfortunately, jacob's parents are cracking down and gave jacob until november 1st to cut his wonderful hair...the night we took these, he was going to cut it off, so we wanted to capture the beauty before it was gone. the second picture was supposed to just be another angle of his hair, so don't ask me...needless to say, he'll get at least 17 invitations to make-out parties because of it.

andrew krinks is barely legal. he is impersonating the radical guitar player from piebald...and doing a darn good job of it, i might add.

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here, we have some pre-show antics from (gasp) luke martin and alex. it was a little too hot to be the fonz while playing, but we'll get it some time!

have i ever mentioned the immensity of jacob's ridiculousness? well, if i haven't already, that's most likely because there's not a word made yet large enough to describe it...i guess infinity will have to do.

here we have the finest dining on the face of the planet, end of story. the fine folks at ming lok make the best chinese food anywhere. anyone will tell you that their general tso's chicken is the best hands down, and i've found no match for their superb bean curd. if you go there often, you'll most likely see me in there...i go at least four times a week. they're located right in pitman, so give them a call, and order a piece of heaven!

these are a few leftovers of the hilarious roll of film that andrew took. alex is wonderfully crazy, and andrew is just HOT! good times, good times.


a few pics of andrew and luke skateboarding in the streets of canada on their trip there this last summer.

all hail luke martin, king of randomness! eating leaves and skateboarding down hills are his favorite pasttimes...along with writing bios.

after walking into the outhouse after this scary white trash fellow (andrew), the overpowering stench led me to lose my lunch. luckily, (?) i was able to capture this strange footage on camera. actually, that's a picture of this stuff that luke threw in the air, while andrew took a pic of it.

john "hardcore hammer / please make out with me" steiner is showing off his lady-killing good looks in bud britton's classy shades (left). showing his more masculine side, john lifts andrew's guitar with ease, proving that being hot DOES matter (right). these are must-haves for any make-out fan. soul patch not included. $39.95 (pair) - SOLD OUT!

an up close and personal shot of jacob's pearly whites. thanks to alex for the pic! also displayed is jacob with his new vision-enhancing shaped lenses on frames. be sure to laugh at him at our next show. only he has the nerve (courage) to wear such ridiculous things!

friends don't let friends trim their own afro! poor joe tried to give his afro a little shaping himself after no one in his house would help him. see what happened? to aid in realizing the severity of the situation, simply a look at afro joe, and notice the happy, two thumbs up pose... now take a gander at no afro joe, and notice that he has that depressed, hate the world expresion...swiggle. :(

this is a picture of luke martin in a field jumping into an empty refrigerator box... don't ask any questions regarding this, for we do not know any answers. thank you, goodbye.


these are a few old drawings that i did a while ago...i'm not really sure what to do with them, so i just put them here!

feast your eyes on this wonderful photo. you are witness to andrew's older brother jeff and dan potthast from mu330 in a picture together. pardon me while i druel all over the keyboard and monitor. these were taken by jeff when he saw them in california. lucky dog... although i did shake dan's hand once!

okay, so my computer was busted and i slacked off for a while...i promise that more cards will come!